But Not For Me

They're writing songs of love, but not for me.
A lucky star's above, but not for me.
With love to lead the way
I've found more clouds of grey
than any Russain play could guarantee.

I was a fool to fall and get that way;
Heigh-ho! Alas! And also, lack-a-day!
Although I can't dismiss the memory of his kiss,
I guess he's not for me.

He's knocking on a door, but not for me.
He'll plan a two by four, but not for me.
I know that love's a game;
I'm puzzled, just the same,
was I the moth or flame?
I'm all at sea.

It all began so well, but what an end!
This is the time a feller needs a friend,
When every happy plot ends with the marriage knot,
and there's no knot for me.





愛這首歌
把各種版本從頭到尾聽N遍
一整天
尤其最近


Chat Baker 唱的
最令我心碎

Don't Stop

”Don’t stop buying yourself flowers.” he said
To make you feel good
To make you feel pretty
Gives you the power to crush anything
And keep on smiling

”Don’t stop sense the beauty.” he said
To strengthen your mind
To clear the clouds
Gives you the power to crush anything
And keep on smiling

”Don’t stop praising that color.” he said
”Don’t stop laughing until your cheeks get numb.”
”Don’t stop enjoy it like it was always the first time to happen.”
”Don’t stop living the life like there is never gonna be a next sunrise to come.”

”And don’t stop, don’t stop being beautiful.” He said.
”And don’t stop, don’t stop giving your beautiful love.”
”And don’t stop, don’t stop giving your beautiful love to yourself.”
”And don’t stop, don’t stop giving your beautiful love to me.”

//深深的認為
花店真的是太少
花朵真的是太貴

在路上閒晃找花店的路程
足以讓我穿越整個台北
即使買到了稀有想要的種類
也足以花掉兩頓的餐費



『花店的分佈，要永遠，比醫院診所多出五倍以上！！』
『鮮花的價格，要永遠，比合成維他命少一半以上！！』

以上是在下競選台北市長的政見
冒著失業的危險所提出
真是將無私的大我發揮到相當高層次的一種極致

拜託！拜託！搶救！搶救！

工作上的對話（六）

『水牛水牛！我家小明剛剛吃完牛肉麵，現在肚子痛，怎麼辦？』
『........，恩，讓他痛！吐完或拉出來就沒事了。如果有其他緊急狀況再與我聯絡。』

『喂，水牛，我早上起來喉嚨好乾，怎麼辦？』
『........，我建議你可以喝水！如果您有其他緊急狀況可以再與我聯絡。』

『水牛，你說吞維他命C，配水服用嗎？』
『........，對！沒錯，配水才吞的進去。如果您有其他緊急狀況可以再與我聯絡。』

『唉邀喂呀，水牛阿，我的頭怎麼會流汗呢？』
『........，流汗很好，記得要勤洗頭。如果您有其他緊急狀況可以再與我聯絡。』

『水牛阿！我家小華第八節都會打瞌睡，怎麼辦？』
『........，痾，晚上請他早點睡覺。如果您有其他緊急狀況可以再與我聯絡。』

『水牛，我不敢吞這大顆維他命，怎麼辦？』
『.......，你可以切一半。如果您有其他緊急狀況可以再與我聯絡。』





如果水牛把手機改成0204付費專線，只會有兩種事情發生

都是好事

一個是會發財
另一個是得到清靜